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Black and Jewish (Black and Yellow Parody) Lyrics by Funny or Die Ft. Kat Graham
Yeah, uh huh, you know what it is
Black and Jewish, black and Jewish
Black and Jewish, black and Jewish
Yeah, huh huh, you know what it is
My ass and nose: they're both big
Yeah, uh huh, screaming "fuck a hater"
Sippin on E at my Passover Seder
Reppin for my parents, when you see me
You know everything black and Jewish
Black and Jewish, black and Jewish
Black and Jewish
I put it down, got a Star of David on my chain
Black and Jewish, black and Jewish
Black and Jewish, black and Jewish
Black dad, Jewish mom
Eating gefilte fish while pouring Don
Soon as I hit the schul I go so hard
I'm Rosh Hashana, I blow the Shofar
Get my hair did, read the Torah
I'm thugged out, stab my enemies
With a Menorah
And I got the pedal to the metal
Cruising in my mini-van
Coming straight up out the schtetl
Hey my grandma talk, but
There's nothing you can tell her
We're about to meet up with
My Jewish diamond seller
She tryna set me up, but I'm breaking hearts
At least he's circumcized: that's a good start..
Yeah, uh huh, you know what it is
Black and Jewish, black and Jewish
Black and Jewish, black and Jewish
Yeah, huh huh, you know what it is
My ass and nose: they're both big
Yeah, uh huh, screaming "fuck a hater"
Sippin on E at my Passover Seder
Reppin for my parent, when you see me
You know everything black and Jewish
Black and Jewish, black and Jewish
Black and Jewish
We shut it down, had my Bar Mitzvah at KFC
Black and Jewish, black and Jewish
Black and Jewish, black and Jewish
Got a call from a rabbi: this just in
There's a great deal on Kosher chicken
I'm wearing pink glasses, but I'm chic though
My Bar Mitzvah was crackin all week ho!
I'm sippin Clicquot and I'm keeping Shabbas
Every Hannukah I ? latkes
No paper planes, but I'm taking flight
I got a free trip to Israel: Birthright
Yeah, uh huh, you know what it is
Black and Jewish, black and Jewish
Black and Jewish, black and Jewish
Yeah, huh huh, you know what it is
My ass and nose: they're both big
Yeah, uh huh, screaming "fuck a hater"
Sippin on E at my Passover Seder
Reppin for my parents, when you see me
You know everything black and Jewish
Black and Jewish, black and Jewish
Black and Jewish
Pouring out a little Manischewitz for the homies
Black and Jewish, black and Jewish
Black and Jewish, black and Jewish
I'm holding court like I'm supposed to do
But it's hard when there's good barbeque
Sitting close to you!
My mini-van looks approachable
Super cheap but we roll deep!
You wanna mess with a chick who spin dreidels
Eat challah, I save 5 dollars
That's that. Jewish rap
I made me some chicken soup cause my flow is sick
If you need you a lawyer, I get you a deal quick..
1 comments:
A lot of the lyrics I see online are wrong so I wrote them out:
Yeah, uh huh, you know what it is
Black and Jewish, black and Jewish
Black and Jewish, black and Jewish
Yeah, uh huh, you know what it is
Black and Jewish, black and Jewish
Black and Jewish, black and Jewish (Woo!)
Yeah, uh huh, you know what it is
My nose and ass: they're both big
Yeah, uh huh, screaming "fuck a hater"
Sippin on E at my Passover Seder (uh!)
Reppin for my parents, when you see me you know everything
black and Jewish black and Jewish
black and Jewish black and Jewish
I put it down, got a Star of David on my chain
Black and Jewish, black and Jewish
Black and Jewish, black and Jewish
Black dad. Jewish mom. (what?)
Eating gefilte fish while pouring Don.(what up homie)
Soon as I hit the schul I go so hard.
On Rosh Hashanah I blow the Shofar.
Get my hair did. Read the Torah.
I'm thugged out, I stab my enemies With a Menorah.
And I got the pedal to the metal
Cruising in my mini-van
Coming straight up out the schetel
Hear my grandma talk.
but there's nothing you can tell her
We're on the way to meet up with a Jewish diamond seller.
She tryna set me up, but I'm breaking hearts
At least he's circumcized: that's a good start..
Yeah, huh huh, you know what it is
My nose and ass: they're both big
I use hotsauce on my locks and bagels
We're on the corner shootin' dreidels
Reppin for my parent, when you see me you know everything
black and Jewish black and Jewish,
black and Jewish black and Jewish
We shut it down, had my Bat Mitzvah at KFC
Black and Jewish, black and Jewish
Black and Jewish, black and Jewish
Got a call from a rabbi, THIS JUST IN:
There's a great deal on Kosher chicken (Kosher chicken!)
I'm wearing pink glasses, but I'm chic though
My Bat Mitzvah was crackin all week ho! (homie)
I'm sippin Clicquot and I'm keeping Shabbas
Every Hannukah I did not order ribs and latkes
No paper planes, but I'm taking flight
I got a free trip to Israel: Birthright! (FREE TRIPS!)
Yeah, uh huh, you know what it is
My nose and ass: they're both big (check)
I'm poppin' bottles, L'chaim, bitch!
Don't spend no money but you know I'm rich.
Reppin for my parents, when you see me you know everything
black and Jewish Black and Jewish,
black and Jewish Black and Jewish
Pouring out a little Manischewitz for the homies (definitely a waste of Manischewitz)
Black and Jewish, black and Jewish
Black and Jewish, black and Jewish
Avoiding pork like I'm supposed to do
But it's hard when there's good barbeque
Sitting close to you! (yo, pass me that shit)
My mini-van looks approachable
Super cheap but we roll deep!
You wanna mess with the chicks who spin dreidels,
bake challah, gettin fly, save dollars.
That's that: Jewish rap.
I made me some chicken soup cause my flow is sick
If you need you a lawyer, I get you a deal quick.
Yeah, uh huh, you know what it is
My nose and ass: they're both big
Yeah, uh huh, screaming "fuck a hater"
Sippin hennessy at my Passover Seder
Reppin for my parents, when you see me you know everything
black and Jewish black and Jewish
black and Jewish black and Jewish
I put it down, got a Star of David in my grill
Black and Jewish, black and Jewish
Black and Jewish, black and Jewish
Yeah, uh huh, you know what it is
My nose and ass: they're both big
I use hotsauce on my locks and bagels
We on the corner shootin' dreidels
Reppin for my parents, when you see me you know everything
black and Jewish black and Jewish
black and Jewish black and Jewish (black jewish shut it down!)
shut it down, had my bat mitzvah at KFC
Black and Jewish, black and Jewish
Black and Jewish, black and Jewish
Shalom to your mother.
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